“And there came a day, unlike any other, when Earth’s mightiest broadband heroes found themselves united to a common cause. On that day, the Broadband Avengers were born — to create the broadband company no single super hero could build.”
The Mighty Thor, Joe Hirko — A hero, somewhat out of place in the world of broadband who, nonetheless, adopts the industry and brings the power of thunder and lightning to the mission of evangelizing a new and better broadband firm, EBS.
The Incredible Hulk, Scott Yeager — A man of ideas who can turn into an irresistible force — as the Enron Task Force found out, you don’t want to make Scott Yeager angry!
The Invincible Iron Man, Rex Shelby — A creative and playful genius with a soft heart who becomes an unstoppable force when he dons his BOS-powered body armor.
Captain America, Michael Krautz — The all-American family man who uses his goodness and his shield of honesty to defeat the evil of the Enron Task Force.
Hawkeye, Kevin Howard — The master archer of accounting who fired arrow after arrow of truth and logic against the evil prosecutors who hounded him relentlessly.
And who is Loki, the villain of this tale? That’s easy:
The Evil Loki, John Kroger — The dark god of deception — egomaniacal, petty, and jealous of those with real talent — he barks loudly, but was afraid to actually face the Broadband Avengers.
Wait, we’re missing the beautiful, brilliant, deadly Black Widow — I guess that’s Cara Ellison! : )
“They heeded the call — Broadband Avengers Assemble!”