First & Last Drunk Enron Post

1. Red Bull and Vodka.
2. About to head to a strip bar with some friends. I am apparently reclaiming my youth as a dude.
3. I am wearing eyeliner for the first time in, like, fifteen years. I feel like a harlot.
4. Which is kinda cool. Tell me I’m a bad girl.
5. Big is currently obsessed with Hoodie Footies. Google it and then shiver in fear. He keeps making fun of them. I’m starting to think he’s protesting too much. I almost bought him one for Valentine’s Day. Almost. But the thought of that horrid thing entering my sacred threshold is too much for this simple country girl to bear.
6. One Enron dude is about to have a baby! So so so happy for him. He deserves happiness. XO!
7. I had an argument with a CIA psychologist about Jeff Skilling. I have a feeling there is a file with my name on it somewhere in Washington DC.
8. An Enron executive introduced me to Red Bull and Vodka. This is his fault.