I said:
This was the life I planned:
A +
EE
4.0
LSAT
JD
ESQ
MRS
BMW
HMO
IRA
401(K)
The Life I Have
OMGWTF
Sayeth he:
Well, quite frankly, your planned life sounds boring to me, kind of like a cardboard life. The life you have sounds much more fun and full of more possibillities.
