1. Getting ponytail stuck in mall escalator.
2. Toxic shock syndrome.
3. Embarrassment.
4. Accident while installing storm windows.
5. Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
6. Quicksand.
7. Mis-timed trampoline jump.
8. Gin.
9. Jealous husband.
10. Electric shock when plugging in laptop.
11. Too tight Windsor knot.
12. Expired H1N1 vaccine.
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Has any effort been made to account for the money spent investigating, prosecuting, and imprisoning the various Enron executives?
Has anyone analyzed the delta between what they stole, what they repaid, and what the US has spent trying to bring them to justice?
Yikes.
What who stole? Enron executives – most of them -didn’t steal a damn thing. The only person guilty of theft was Andy Fastow.