Horoscopes of Enron Executives

Jeff Skilling

To take away the energy of your enemies, capture the hearts of their generals.

Kevin Howard

Things are exactly as they appear to be, and behind them is nothing. But behind that, there may be something.

Ken Rice

To plunder a locality, divide your troops. To expand your territory, divide the spoils.

Rex Shelby

Out of clutter, simplicity. Out of discord, harmony. Out of sight, out of mind.

Scott Yeager

Three lesser networks subordinate themselves to the backbone. All networks are not created equal. But on the desktop, it all looks the same. E Pluribus Unum, baby: the network is the computer. Today’s themes are synergy, cooperation.

Michael Krautz

Finding a needle in a haystack is a lot easier if you burn down the haystack and scan the ashes with a metal detector. Use technology to your advantage.

Andy Fastow

Less solitary confinement, more hard labor. Responsibility, loss of autonomy.

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