Monthly Archives: February 2009

Maria Bartiromo: The big news on Wall Street today was the Cara Ellison boom. It was positively bizarre, watching the events unfold this morning and afternoon when Cara Ellison was arrested. There is a debate about whether she stumbled because … Continue reading →

Cara Ellison was arrested and arraigned today on 753 counts of securities fraud and white collar crimes including conspiracy, wire fraud, insider trading and bribery. After posting a $7 million bond, she walked outside with her attorney, who spoke briefly … Continue reading →

No matter how shitty your day is going, just remember: you’re not Cara Ellison. It could be worse! First was the sex tape. Hell yes we listened to it. As far as CEO sex tapes, this is the hottest one … Continue reading →

This morning, Cara Ellison was arrested in connection with massive corporate crimes at her company, Cara Ellison Corp. While agents were attempting to remove Ms. Ellison from the vehicle, Ms. Ellison stumbled. The agent attempted to right her so that … Continue reading →

Melissa Lee: And we are back. Cara Ellison has arrived at the federal court house where she will be arraigned, according to our legal specialist, John Franklin. On your screen, you can see the car pulling into the lot. It’s … Continue reading →

Cara Ellison has been arrested, the FBI confirmed this morning. She’s now being escorted to the federal court house in downtown Houston to face 753 charges of securities fraud.

Melissa Lee: I’ve never seen anything like it, Bob. For those of you just joining us, Cara Ellison’s airplane has just arrived at Houston Intercontinental Airport. That white aircraft you see on your screen is her plane, and one of … Continue reading →

Last night around 11pm, a federal grand jury indicted the ultimate money honey, Cara Ellison, on a mind-boggling 753 counts of violating securities laws. While some of us in Houston have doubted the den of iniquity that Miss Ellison has … Continue reading →

Senior Communications Director of Cara Ellison Corp, Perry Kanaly, said this morning that he is not aware of any sex tape involving Cara Ellison and her boyfriend, former NSA Director Jason Bennett. “We have bigger concerns this morning,” Kanaly stated, … Continue reading →

Cara Ellison has been indicted on 753 counts of insider trading, fraud, conspiracy, money laundering, extortion, wire fraud, perjury, blackmail, lying to analysts, lying to auditors, and bribery. When reached at his offices, Cara Ellison spokesman Perry Kanaly said that … Continue reading →

Cara Ellison sex tape!