To: Tom Marks
From: Cara Ellison
Are you available to meet with the board at 4 PM tomorrow in the 50th floor boardroom? We’re discussing Alpha Project and your input could be valuable.
Cara
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To: Cara Ellison
From: Tom Marks
I will be there.
Thanks,
Tom Marks
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To: Janet Colmes
From: Cara Ellison
Please direct your principle to be at the 50th floor conference room at 4pm tomorrow.
Cara
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From: Janet Colmes
To: Katrina Vega
I hate that bitch. Instead of treating me like a person, Princess Cara just sent me a stupid flash bang email. Also I saw her earlier at the Mezzanine and she just looked right through me. I think she hates me but I don’t know why, so I hate her back.
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To: Janet Colmes
From: Katrina Vega
She’s just busy maybe. I don’t know, maybe try to cozy up to her a little so she remembers your name. Just trying to help!!!! By the way, are you gonna meet us at Chuy’s for margaritas Friday?
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To: Cara Ellison
From: Jason Bennett
Cara –
I’m finishing the Scarborough matter and wanted to let you know I’m thinking of you.
XO,
J
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From: Cara Ellison
To: Jason Bennett
Nice to hear from you, and just when I need it too.
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To: Cara Ellison
From: Jason Bennett
Bad day? What are you wearing?
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To: Jason Bennet
From: Cara Ellison
Analysts, stupid employees, and I don’t really trust Ben Glass yet. He was only here three months before he was promoted to the CTO spot after that unpleasantness with Jonathan Timmons. I’ve just got a lot of headaches today. I’m about to leave, wheels up at 3pm, dinner at 7, return by midnight. It never ends.
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From: Jason Bennett
To: Cara Ellison
It could end if you wanted it to. Take a vacation. How about we go someplace together? Just you and me and endless blue ocean. Think about it.
***
To: Jason Bennett
From: Cara Ellison
Not a chance. We’re getting clobbered this quarter, and I have to be around. Still, it is a nice thought. And by the way, one of the things that’s really pissing me off today is we didn’t get our biotech patent. Our stock is going to tank in the next two days, so you’d be wise to sell now before we announce it tomorrow morning.
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To: Cara Ellison
From: Jason Bennett
Thanks for the heads up. You never told me what you’re wearing.
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To: Jason Bennett
From: Cara Ellison
I am wearing Gucci.
***
From: Jason Bennett
To: Cara Ellison
That is the least descriptive thing I’ve ever heard.
***
To: Jason Bennett
From: Cara Ellison
Maybe I like the mystery. Anyway it’s a cream colored dress, tall brown leather boots, and my hair is in a ponytail. I look so hot it would blow your mind. As usual.
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From: Jason Bennett
To: Cara Ellison
Is it too late to change my mind about dinner in DC? I could move some things around. I really do want to see you, you know.
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To: Jason Bennett
From: Cara Ellison
Too late. The jet’s gassing up as we speak and I’m about to leave my desk. There is no way you’d make it.
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From: Jason Bennett
To: Cara Ellison
Fine, tell me something sexy before you go.
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To: Jason Bennett
From: Cara Ellison
All I can think about, all day long, even when I got the letter that our patent was refused, is unzipping your trousers, pulling them down with your boxers, and
Sorry, gotta go! The jet’s ready and I’m running late!
XXOO,
Cara
Where can I apply for a job at Cara Ellison Corp?
Just to let you know… I didn’t read any of the emails. Just the one about how what she was wearing would blow his mind (although I’m sure he was hoping she’d blow something else).
Just sayin’
That stock is tanking? Guess I’d better check that and withdraw myself before she gives me a bad ending, eh?