Monthly Archives: January 2009
Today In Enron History – The Audio Version
I did something a little different today: I recorded audio of Today In Enron History. Check it: [deleted] For some reason, this isn’t working. Will try to get it up in the next few hours. Sorry.
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The Cara Ellison Zombie Escape Plan
It’s all fun and games until the living dead show up and start acting like total assholes: harassing you at work, showing up in the backseat of your car, trying to eat your brains when you’re watching the Superbowl. And … Continue reading
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The Cara Ellison Sanity List
Websites 1. Right Wing News 2. Rush Limbaugh 3. ScrappleFace 4. Agent Bedhead 5. SixMeatBuffet Books 1. Guilty by Ann Coulter 2. Joyce Carol Oates: Journals 3. Ariel by Sylvia Plath 4. Godspeed by Cara Ellison 5. On The Side … Continue reading
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Cherries and the Snow
I was born in a country that exists now only on old maps. My father was an air attache at the embassy so on the day when my mother began to feel the birth pains, my father took her to … Continue reading
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Technical Support
DBW, this is what the new Cara Ellison Corp. website is supposed to look like: This is in Explorer. You’re not seeing this?
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It Does No Good
[For The One Who Endures] It does no good to try not to think. Thoughts wander in starburst patterns or circles. They go off on long wild drives down lonesome bayou roads, lifting like Vs of geese into wild fluttering … Continue reading
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Cara Ellison Corp Announces New Website
Cara Ellison Corp. is pleased to maximize shareholder value with the unveiling of its new website at www.caraellison.com.
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Today In Enron History
When you look over all the horrible things that happened in the collapse of Enron, it is difficult to choose one that would be most egregious. Jeff Skilling went to prison. Dr. Lay died before he could be sentenced. Ken … Continue reading
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Pelosi Says Birth Control Will Help Economy
Via Drudge: Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi boldly defended a move to add birth control funding to the new economic “stimulus” package, claiming “contraception will reduce costs to the states and to the federal government.” Pelosi, the mother of … Continue reading
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Hope Change Progress
I got the link from Right Wing News. It is fun but be careful, you can waste hours on that site.
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For “Jose”
Dear Jose, Because I care about your education, I have prepared a graph for you – very simple, so you can you understand it. Best, Cara
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The Cara Ellison Periodic Table of Elements
Periodic Table of Elements, sorted by symbol Ak Architecture 89 Ai Aviation 47 Am Animals 20 B Balance 5 Ba Breakfast 56 Be Bethany McLean 4 Br Broadway 45 Bx Broadband Three 97 C Carbon 6 Ca Calcium 20 Ce … Continue reading
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